"Art" comes in diverse shapes and forms. Paintings.
Sculptures. Poetry. Depending on people's personal perspectives, what makes
something qualify as being "art" is a lengthier article than Santa
Claus' "Naughty and Nice" list!! This I know. It all depends on perspective. Well, Rose created a
bit of her own "art" the other evening.... And it was shockingly
unexpected!! We had been invited to some dear friends' house for dinner. Rose
stayed home. We had not seen these friends in several months. This family resides a nice drive away from
us. Not quite in the country, but they do possess some land. We had already
enjoyed our homemade pizza dinner, and were dispersed around their home, when it
began pouring down rain. Literally. Pouring. Which is nothing out of the ordinary
around here!! It rains a lot in our environment!! Then, a colossal KA-BOOM
resounded. Thunder!! And it was so close to us!! I heard the thunder, its loud rumbling sound, then stood up from our
friend's dining room table. I stared out their window, a combination of both
thrill and worry washing over me. I love thunderstorms!! The louder they are,
the better!! I love witnessing bolts of lightning stretch across ebony skies
like veins within a human being's arm!! But, as I stared out our friend's
window, awaiting brilliant flashes, my thoughts were unsettled. I worried. Is she alright? Rose hates storms!! Oh, I
hope she's okay!! Should we go home to her? Then I prayed. Please Lord be
with Rose. Give her peace. Keep this thunder away from home. Keep her out of
trouble. Keep accidents at bay. Please Lord.... My thoughts spiraled out of
control. I fret about Rose more than I prayed. After a short while, however,
the storm passed, as they always do, and I was allowed to forget my worries. She's fine. She's fine. A little while
later, we drove home. My fretting instantaneously returned. I hope she's alright.... I should have known that something was
amiss the very second we pulled into our driveway. I should have known.... Our Chevy minivan's engine still running, I
stepped out its sliding doors. Rose was already baying!! As though she had been
crying and carrying on for a seemingly vast span of time!! Rose never starts
until I slam shut our minivan's door. Or turn my key. I unlocked our magnetic
white front door. I turned its knob to step inside.... Or tried, at
least!! The red throw rug which lies neatly in front of our door was flopped
over. This would work as a fine barrier against any masterminded criminal!! Or me!! Oh, well. Rose sometimes decides to lie on that, instead of her comically-sized dog
pillow. I just smiled at our flopped over throw rug. I was completely oblivious to the concept that a
nearby thunderstorm passed through here. At first. But, soon, reality
sunk in. I checked our great room carpet for any accidents. Nothing!! Then, my
nostrils lead me to this tell-tale odor: Dog pooh. When you own a Beagle cross,
I have learned, your "hound" nose gets some training!! And smells
never lie. Sure enough, located in an unusual area, was pooh. Lots of poop. It
was at least two different bowel movements!! My heart sank, emotions running
deep. Hot guilt brewed within me like some coffee recipe at a cafe. Oh, I felt so
horrible!! Why wasn't I there for her? She
was all alone!! I would have been by her side the entire time!! Oh, poor baby!!
She was all alone!! I reached into my left jeans pocket for an empty
plastic bag. I picked Rose's pooh up. I disposed of it outside. No need to
firmly, yet patiently scold Rose. For this was no accident!! She could not help
it.... I was stepping back inside, when Rose bayed at me through our clear
sliding glass door like some screaming, fit-pitching toddler. She wants my attention. I figured.
"Just a minute, Babe, I gotta clean up your accident!!" I told her.
Attention will have to wait. Sorry!! Before I could even think about disinfecting the
accident's location, somebody said: "Your dog really, really needs you.
She tried to get through your door...." What? I thought, images of "Marley & Me" resurfacing
within my head. I was horrified. She
chewed through the door like Marley chewed through basement walls.... Mentally, I cringed at this thought. I walked through our house and comforted a baying,
obviously still frantic Rose. I will disinfect the accident's location later. It
could wait. Rose needed me. She depended completely on my love right then, like
some fussy babe. As I stroked Rose's velvet-soft fur, trying to calm her, making
verbal "shhhhing" sounds, my eyes saw the hollow wooden bedroom door.
Oh my gosh.... There were scratches
on the bottom that looked somewhat like they had been produced from a wild bear
cub!! Plus claw marks nearly halfway up our door!! "Oh my gosh!!" was
all I could say. It is beautiful,
with a twist of heartbreaking. "Door art". And I am nostalgic,
knowing all too well that Rose will not live forever. I never want to replace
that door!! Never. Immediately, I
"played veterinarian". As poor Rose was baying on the top of her
lungs, I gently pried open my little girl's mouth. I checked for fractured
teeth. I inspected her gums. I checked Rose's claws for any signs of bleeding.
I inspected her paw pads, expecting to find slivers. But Rose was still
healthy, despite the door's damage!! Huge sigh of relief!! I later noticed that the
"boy's bathroom" door, which leads to Rose's "safe haven"
during loud noises also had some scratches. Dogs are very observant creatures,
far smarter than even experts believe. There were claw marks, scratches
clear up the hollow wooden "boy's bathroom" door. To its knob!! As if,
in a panic, Rose thought: Mama turns that
thing. How hard can it be? I've watched her turn that knob thousands of times!!
But I can't open it!! I want in there!! There was also this
visible trail of dried saliva on our laminate flooring. In the living room.
Down our long hallway. In the kitchen. Down our short hallway, which leads to
my bedroom. As resulted, her front legs were drenched in drool. Now,
whenever I leave Rose behind, the "boy's bathroom" door stays open. And
I fret. Because I cannot control our weather, especially during Spring. But Rose is not Marley. Thank God Rose is not Marley....
You know what I still don't get? Why are you trying so hard to fit in... when you were born to stand out? --Ian Wallace
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Call 'Em Mutts
Blogging Friends.... If you have not already figured this out, I am
a shameless advocate of mixed breed canines and mutt adoption on my Blog!! I'm
unapologetic, really!! Why? Because I share my existence with a certain
Beautifully Unique "Mystery Dog", named Rose!! And I love and
celebrate her every second of the day!! Plus, based upon personal observation,
seemingly nobody owns mongrels!! But that is just what I have seen.... So,
twice monthly, I will be expressing my feelings regarding anything mixed
breed!! But do not desert me, dear Friends, because of this one Blog post.
Please. There will be plenty of stories to come!!
I do not enjoy evading the truth about
things. Like my learning disabilities. I live with short-term memory loss and Attention Deficit Disorder. They are such a vast part of who I am as
an individual, yet so well concealed from onlookers that I feel like I've got some
superhero's Secret Identity!! Seriously. Tiptoeing around the truth is, quite
frankly, not my style. And this mindset doesn't stop when it involves mixed
breed canines!! Nope!! I prefer to, as Dennis Quaid's character, Jimmy Morris
from Hollywood's "The Rookie" so straightforwardly declared: "call 'em like I see 'em." Yesterday,
I was walking Rose, my youngest brother alongside me. Our neighbor had been up
to his elbows in oil and grease, as he worked on some car. A noisy contraption
was suddenly operated. So we crossed our street to reach the other side. Which,
to Rose, is always a new adventure!! Because I seldom ever walk my little girl
on the opposite end of our cul-de-sac!! Her wet black nose is allowed to
investigate urine-marked locations on bushes, green grass, and fences, in places
like never before!! "Pee-mail".... This is quite the privilege....
For a dog!! Three of our neighbors, Gary, Pat, and Cheryl were chatting
together. Immediately, we became a part of their circle, which was neat!! They
each have a long history in our cul-de-sac, mentioning names of people who used
to reside here years ago. The three acted like long-lost old friends!! Gary and Pat's adult son
owns this beautiful canine. He and his dog visit frequently in a white pick-up
truck. I had been long wondering what kind of canine Gary and Pat's son owns.
So I asked. She is a mixed breed!! Of, what, I do not remember!! And this pretty girl
looks like an Australian Shepherd with black/tan markings!! But I knew that she
was not a purebred!! I knew.... With
that, I replied: "I thought she was a mutt!!" My voice carried this
strong sense of vehemence. And then, Cheryl, who does not even own any pets, scolded, half jokingly, "Don't
say 'mutt'. You'll hurt its feelings!!" What?! Has "mutt" become some forbidden word, an
offensive four-letter, one-syllable word, mostly to people, like "retard"
is in the Special Needs world? Not that I am equating these two. Trust me. I am
not!! "Retard" isn't even in my vocabulary!! It never has been!!
But.... Mutt? Over two years ago, I
met this woman on some local elementary school playground. It was a Sunday
afternoon, hardly anybody there. She had three large-sized dogs and daughter
with her. I greeted and pet these canines. Asked what kind of dogs they were.
The woman answered. They were mixed breeds!! I then responded with this
declaration: "I love mutts!!" I
love mutts. As soon as those words exited my lips, the woman shot me a sheepish
glance, like she was telepathically mimicking Cheryl's "Don't say 'mutt'.
You'll hurt its feelings!!". Really?!
I own a mutt. Her name is Rose. I do not own some pedigree purebred, that's
for certain!! I don't share my existence with a wanderlust,
"talkative" Beagle!! No. I own a mutt. By choice, thank-you!! I own a
"Mystery Dog", with definite Beagle within her DNA!! I actually prefer
to use the term: "mixed breed", mainly because "mutt" is
slang. But, honestly? I do not enjoy evading any truths about the fact that
Rose is a mutt!! A mutt. A mutt. A mutt!!
I say this loud and proud, as though I'm shouting it from atop some high
mountain!! Rose is special. Irreplaceable in every way imaginable!! Rose is a Beautifully
Unique mutt!! And I would not have it any other way!!
Monday, May 21, 2012
Snakes!!
Fear. Every creature possesses it. People have fear. So do dogs. It
can be of minuscule, eight-legged spiders. Or seemingly harmless loud noises. Seemingly
harmless to us, but not canines!! That is what my local dog newsletter calls
"Noise Phobia". Many canines suffer from this common physiological
and pathological fear. Rose does. She is afraid of several things, in fact.
Fireworks. Cords. Thunder and lightning. The smell of smoke. Hailstorms. The
list goes on. Last week, while hiking, I learned of something else that Rose is
terrified of: garden snakes!! Yep!! Garden snakes!! During a hike, we were
trekking along this lengthy boardwalk. Beneath it is shallow green-colored
marshy water. We have witnessed tadpoles, beautiful birds, insects and frogs
along this boardwalk. Last week, there was an occasional garden snake!! I have
always loved this reptile, and marveled at them!! Their slender scaly bodies.
Split tongues. Pretty designs. My fingers have even touched a snake's rough
body!! For this reptile, I have zero fear!! But, apparently, Rose does!! This
was news to me!! We were hiking along, just Rose and I, everybody else far
ahead of us. When this slender garden snake slithered gracefully through a
crack on the boardwalk, like someone's lips sucking up red-orange colored tomato
sauce-covered spaghetti noodles. "He" peered "his" tiny
head out to greet us, then dove back under. I froze. I was in awe, completely
mesmerized by this creature!! Our garden snake reemerged, his head and tail
slithering through the boardwalk's crack. So smooth, in an almost crafty sort
of way!! His mouth opened, and a split tongue poked out. Rose's ears perked,
her forehead furrowed. She, too, was watching our garden snake!! Then, as he
maneuvered his way through that boardwalk the second time, Rose took, literally, three steps
back, like some spooked horse!! I smiled at my little girl. She is terrified of snakes!! I thought.
I then spoke to everybody though my walkie-talkie, like some undercover police
officer. Rose is afraid of snakes!!
Those words repeated themselves within my head over and over again. "We can add snakes to the list of
things Rose is terrified of!!" I announced through my walkie-talkie. Rose and Indiana Jones!! Suppose
the thought process within my mongrel's mind prior to stepping back was: Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes? ?
Thursday, May 17, 2012
The Pit Bull Cross
Blogging Friends.... Thank-you so much for your many get-well
wishes!! There were moments when I felt like Iron Man descending from our skies
as he suddenly loses power. Going down, down, down, down.... Fast!! But I am better now!! Thank-you!!
This Blog post was supposed to be "published" on
Monday. But, in a very positive way, my plans were changed!! Oh well.... To quote Daphne Reynolds' line
from Hollywood's "What A Girl Wants": "Life does not always turn out the way you planned it. It's even
better!" Well said, Daphne!!
The media can be a powerful resource. It is born from people's
varied opinions. Research. Observation. The media can be such a powerful thing
that, in many cases, it controls our beliefs. How we think. And, soon, opinions
which are produced from the media, sadly, become our own. This has happened to
me. Unintentionally. We used to have former
neighbors who resided across the street from our suburban cul-de-sac. In a
golden-yellow-colored house. This family of four lived with Gary and Carmella,
their parents. Several years ago, however, along with some life changes, these
neighbors moved away. They still visit frequently, though. Recently, these
former neighbors added a new member to their family: An unusually calm, seemingly
submissive, well-behaved, Pit Bull/Labrador Retriever puppy!! His name is Skip.
I have always considered this mix strange.... A contradiction, even!! Pit Bulls
can be aggressive, from what the media has lead me to believe. Toward people. And
other canines. They can be fighters. At least that is what I have heard!! But
Labrador Retrievers are practically "pacifists" that love everybody!!
They do not have a "mean" bone within their body!! Skip is nearly always
off-leash, an owner nearby. Based on what the media has lead me to believe,
this makes me quite nervous!! Because, seriously. What if Skip were to maul
Rose, holding my defenseless mongrel's body in his mouth, drawing blood,
causing grave injury? Where would that nightmare lead us? Honestly? I would
rather never witness the potential answers to these queries!! So, if I can
control it, whenever Skip is outside, romping about playfully, I do not walk
Rose. Why? Because Rose is my little girl!! She's the only dog I have!! It is
my job, as her Mama, to keep Rose safe, best as possible!! Call me prejudiced.
I can vehemently argue that I'm not!! Call me overprotective. For that, I would
reply with this: "Guilty as charged!!". I already know that I'm a
weird, overprotective dog owner!! Call me wrong. Because maybe I am!! But,
frankly? I feel the exact same way about any free-roaming canine!! When dogs
are off-leash, their masters lose control, like some skilled pilot attempting
to maneuver a flying machine with mechanical issues!! It is inevitable. No
matter what the "breed". It can be a Pit Bull. Or some angelically-behaved
Golden Retriever mix!! It does not matter. The other day, Skip was outside, running
about freely, his owner nearby. We were returning home from hours of errands,
so I immediately rushed to our white, magnetic front door, as always. I heard
Rose's "happy sound", her high-pitched bay. I smiled at my greeting.
Rose loves her Mama so much!! I turned the key. I slipped through our door. Rose's
mighty vocal chords were working overtime!! She was excitedly baying!! Then, to
avoid any great escapes, I hurried Rose outside our backdoor. This way, she was
safe from Skip!! Plan successful.... Right? Not exactly!! Rose was safe. This I
knew for certain. However, I failed to realize, in my groggy, head-cold mental state
of affairs, that Skip was frolicking about right next door!! Oops. Skip saw Rose, a happy expression
written on his face. No. No. No. I thought.
I acted nonchalant, yet fear streamed through my body, like rushing waters.
Rose saw Skip. Her ears perked, forehead furrowed, and tail spun like the
rotator blades of some helicopter. Rose's face wrinkled up in a Beagle
"smile". Sans hesitation, she ran toward him. With gusto. Be calm. Otherwise you will make things
worse. I coached myself. I froze, for a nanosecond, just standing there,
watching the two dogs meet. Then, I walked toward them. I knelt down, to be on Rose's level. This way, I could protect her.... Even though
our cyclone gate. My heart raced. The entire time. My heartbeat never slowed
its pace. Thump,
thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump. I
felt like I'd been watching "Signs" from M. Night Shyamalan, with its
suspenseful story, and eerie-sounding music!! But Rose was.... "Ecstatic"
does not even begin to describe her reaction!! No. Rose was already hyperactive,
because I had just returned home. And, now? She was meeting a new "dog
buddy"!! Happy day!! Let the baying begin!! Again!! Rose greeted Skip
nose-to-nose through our gate. She bayed. Pawed the gate. Bayed some more.
Greeted Skip through an ajar gap between the cyclone gate. Skip softly kissed
Rose's face. She bayed some more!! Normally, whenever Rose is boisterous, I
attempt at "calming" her down. Not this time!! When Rose met Skip, I
didn't have the mind to "shhhh" her!! I could not do it!! So I
allowed my Beagle cross to be a dog. And that felt so incredibly good!! I let
Rose be herself!! Liberated. After all, Rose cannot allow the media to
influence her "perspective". She doesn't even see Skip as a Pit Bull
cross!! Rose cannot watch, or hear news coverage about these so-considered
man-attacking beasts. She sees Skip as a dog, another mutt, no different from
herself!! How wrong was I to think otherwise. How wrong was I.... Now, do I walk Rose when Skip is outside, playfully frolicking
about? No. I do not....
Monday, May 14, 2012
I Earned An Award!!
Thank-you, JesseJ of http://bernertails.blogspot.com/ . I feel so
honored.... In a deeply humble sort of way!!
Here are the rules:
The award is given to bloggers who have less than 200 followers and
deserve recognition. The rules are as follows:
2.
Link back to the blogger (s) who awarded you
3.
Give your top 5 picks for the award in a post with a copy of the
rules
4.
Inform your top 5 by leaving a comment on their blog
5.
Post the award on your blog
1. Stacey. http://thetaleoftwomaddogs.blogspot.com/
2. Nola. http://dachshundnola.blogspot.com/
Nola is a miniature Dachshund. She "writes" the blog. Nola
is a pretty girl who loves her things!! She lives with "Mom", plus
three other miniature Dachshunds.
3. Life With My Dogs. http://lifewithmydogs.blogspot.com/
This Blog Author owns three dogs. Jock is a black and white
Beautifully Unique mixed breed. I love the way his ears stick out, like Yoda's
from "Star Wars"!! Lucy is a yellow Labrador Retriever. Some dog bit
her tongue once. She has a chunk missing to prove it. But this does not keep
Lucy from "smiling"!! Dusty is a Border Terrier. He's nearly one-year
old. Dusty, like all young pups, loves to play!! One of his "pet"
names is Terrorist.
4. Shiloh and Shasta. http://beagle-home.blogspot.com/
I do not know much about Shiloh and Shasta. Yet!! I only recently
discovered them!! Shiloh and Shasta are Beagles. They "write" their
blog. Shiloh and Shasta were my first Beagle Blogging Friends!! And I hope to
"get to know them" better in the near future!!
5. Charlene. http://charleneandstorm.blogspot.com/
Charlene's favorite color happens to be turquoise. Storm is a Beautifully Unique Border Collie/Shih Tzu cross. He has an affectionate "smile", and his eyes
are as blue as the clear Summer skies....
Friday, May 11, 2012
Google Famous!!
Blogging Friends.... If you have not already figured this out, I am
a shameless advocate of mixed breed canines and mutt adoption on my blog!! I'm
unapologetic, really!! Why? Because I share my existence with a certain
Beautifully Unique "Mystery Dog", named Rose!! And I love and
celebrate her every second of the day!! Plus, based upon personal observation,
seemingly nobody owns mongrels!! But that is just what I have seen.... So, twice
monthly, I will be expressing my feelings regarding anything mixed breed!! But
do not desert me, dear Friends, because of this one blog post. Please. There
will be plenty of stories to come!!
(It appears that I have caught a
Spring head cold. Sigh.... So
hopefully this blog post won't be groggy, like my sometimes-throbbing,
sometimes woozy brain!!)
I do not just walk about, randomly
looking myself up on the Internet. No. However, I understand that with this blog, and
every opportunity it has ensued, I'm "out there" for anybody to
discover!! My learning disabilities. Feelings. Opinions. Likes. Distastes. Idiosyncrasies.
And, honestly? I am cool with that!! I have somehow always wanted to be known.
World-famous for my gifts and abilities, whatever they are. I know. I know.... So,
I strive on this blog, best as possible, to be real. Who I am here, for the
most part, is no different than what people around me deal with!! That's
right!! All of my positives and negatives which sometimes make me a colossal pain
in the you-know-what!! Yep!! It has been an incredible, liberating feeling for
me, a wonderful journey, knowing that I can be true to myself on this blog!!
Several months back, I was Google Imaging "mystery dogs the best kind of
mixed breed". My reason? I was curious if, perhaps, some multi-mongrel owning
published author had written a reference book celebrating "Mystery
Dogs". My search came up empty. Sort of!! In March 2012, I was blessed to
be featured on this great blog called "Coffee With A Canine". Edited
by Marshal Zeringue, Coffee With A Canine "interviews"
diverse dog-owning blog authors. What an amazing opportunity to be featured on
Marshal's Web site!! One of the things I wrote in my Q&A
was this: "Rose is the best kind of
mixed breed canine, a Mystery Dog!" Sweet.... Right? An utter sentiment
about my little girl!! Well.... It was right around that time when I came to believe
these words!! Truly. I never had any issues none whatsoever with Rose being a
mixed breed. Nope!! I did, however, need to accept the very fact that she is,
and forevermore will be, my "Mystery Dog"!! Looking back, I realize what an insignificant fret this was!! So
what, if I never truly know what "breed" Rose is? Everybody's a
mystery.... Right? I think so!! Anyway, here I was, Google Imaging "mystery
dogs the best kind of mixed breed". And what should I find? Me!! Google's
very first image, alongside countless other pictures, is the one of Rose and I
which was featured on "Coffee With A Canine"!! Shock. And Disbelief. At first!! I am on Google!! Me? Google?! I moved my cursor on the image.
Beneath it, written mostly in bold-print letters was: "Rose is the best kind of mixed breed". Familiar words. Wow....
My words!! All because I was featured on Coffee With A Canine!! And it gets
even more incredible than that!! Last night, as I was Google Imaging "mystery dogs the best kind of mixed breed", my eyes
saw a familiar canine friend's face. Rose!! On Image number 22!! You know, the
professional photograph that our friend Doreen snapped? When her skills so flawlessly captured Rose's perked floppy ears, furrowed forehead, and colossal brown eyes which were fixated toward the kitchen where
delicious-smelling pizza was being built? Clicking its Image on Google will lead
to this blog!! Wow.... Then, yesterday afternoon, on a whim, I Googled "mystery dogs the best kind of mixed
breed" again. Before even clicking Images, my eyes spied something. What
I saw shocked me, in a positive way!! My blog!! Or, rather, a link to it!! Yep!!
And, this because of my April 28th, 2012 blog post!! Wow.... Rose and I are
"Google famous"!! And, all of this is because of a vehement passion
for mongrels, which can touch my deepest most profound emotions!! Wow.... I am
eternally grateful, in a deeply humble sort of way, for where this blog has
taken me!! And I express gratitude toward each "Blogging Friend" that,
not only takes the time to read my writing, but, also leaves comments!! What an
amazing ride....
Monday, May 7, 2012
A Colossal Disappointment?
I do not like walking Rose in the dark. At. All. I cannot see,
unless I'm beneath a tall, bright streetlight!! Dangers for Rose lurk
everywhere!! There may be piles of wormy, dark-hued animal poop just awaiting
her brown muzzle to inspect.... And eat. Sly, mask-faced, ring-tailed raccoons
can lurk about. In the pitch-black darkness, it's as though everything is
invisible at times!! Plus.... I am afraid of the dark. Yep!! Afraid. As though
some hairy monster, resembling Sasquatch, is going to sneak up from behind me
and steal my body away!! It's silly. I know. Whenever I actually enjoy walking
Rose in the dark is beneath a spectacular clear blue sky filled with twinkling
stars. Plus the moon. It's oft overcast and rainy around here, so a dark,
sparkling sky is nothing to take for granted!! The other night, we were all
eagerly anticipating something special. Something rare. Something grand. We
were waiting to catch a glimpse of The Full Flower
Moon!! However, there was cloud coverage. So we waited. And waited. And waited
some more. We could see where this colossal-sized moon would be, as its white
glow radiated the clouds. Time kept ticking. Our one-window opportunity to see
the year's largest moon was swiftly diminishing, like descending sands in an
hourglass. It seemed hopeless. So everybody gave up and went to bed. Except me.
I still needed to walk Rose!! So, around 10PM, I saddled my little girl's red
harness and snapped on her leash. Out the white magnetic front door we stepped.
While walking, I kept a vigilant eye on that glow in our clouds. I watched
and watched. I had never desired to witness a full moon so badly before!!
Meanwhile, Rose sniffed everything.... Wooden fence posts, bushes, green grass,
sidewalks. She was tracking some scent, like the Beagle within her would. Most
likely another dog's urine locations. Hounds!! Then, emerging from the clouds
like some shy child peering his head from behind a doorway, there it was!!
Small. And not at all what I had expected. For I missed The Super Moon's time. This
was just a normal, nearly-full white ball. However, I marveled at its
breathtaking beauty, anyway!! Rose continued to sniff every crevice of our
small world. Wooden fence posts, bushes, green grass, sidewalks.... And, no,
she did not bay at the top of her vocal chords!! See, Rose doesn't howl. She
tried to once, but it did not come out right!! No. Rose bays!! But my mongrel was too
distracted for that!! Because between her Attention Deficit Disorder and hound instincts,
she seemed mentally occupied!! But this was okay with me!! Rose's
high-pitched bay could be heard clear in China!! Was this moon a colossal disappointment? Nope!!
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Two Different Perspectives
Are Beagles birddogs? They hunt. Rabbits, according to
research. And pheasants, based on a book which I own. But does that qualify
Beagles as birddogs? Yes, I suppose it does!! What about Beagle crosses? Are
they birddogs, as well? Rose seems to think so!! We have encountered this
beautiful, exotic-looking bird. "He" is medium-sized. This bird has
black stripes like a Zebra's painted on his sides. I love that about him!! Seriously!!
He has an ebony marking which wraps flawlessly around his chest and eyes that
makes him look like a bandit, or something. Yep!! Bright orange feet and beak
complete this unique bird. He looks as though his "great escape" was
from our local zoo!! Honestly!! His "call" is equally peculiar. And
noisy!! Best as I can describe it, when this bird opens his beak, he lets out something
that sounds like a dying car engine!! Not so pretty!! The moment Rose first caught sight of
him, during an afternoon walk, her brown velvet-soft ears perked. My mongrel's
forehead furrowed. And Rose's pink tongue licked her lips. She thought he was food!! This
is a game bird, according to our research. If Beagles hunt fowl--and Rose
shows some strong tendencies of acting like the hound dog--then it only makes
sense!! Right? So, as I stood, stock-still, completely mesmerized by this
unique bird, my perspective was: Oh, he's
beautiful!! I've never seen anything like him before!! What is he? Quail? Wild
chicken? Where did he come from? Rose had an entirely different
perspective!! Her thoughts went more like this: Mmmm.... This looks like a tasty meal!! Yummy, yummy, yummy!! Look at
that meat!! Can I catch it? Can I? Can I? Can I? Let me at it!! Really,
Rose? Is food all you can think about? Sometimes I feel like we are Han Solo and
Chewbacca from "Star Wars"!! You know, the Harrison Ford line: "Great, Chewy. Great.... Always thinkin' with your stomach."?
It is perfect!! Not that I am complaining. Trust me. I am not!! I embrace and
celebrate my "food-lovin'" little girl!! Every day!! This exotic-looking creature
has hung around, despite being completely out of his environment. Whenever I am walking
Rose, her ears perk and forehead furrows. As he hops around in a
chicken-like gait, she seems intensely fascinated!! So.... Are Beagles
birddogs? They hunt. Rabbits, according to research. And pheasants,
based on a book which I own. But does that qualify Beagles as birddogs? Yes!!
It does!! And, can instinct be so potent that canines are birddogs even sans
training? Does it come naturally, like Rose's high-pitched baying? And, are Beagle
crosses birddogs? Mine seems to be!! For Rose and I certainly have two
different perspectives when it comes to that game bird!!
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